Types. Online Chats

During my course of dirty-chatting on anonymous, online chat portals (in the distant past..)

1) The Decents – They are here for CLEAN chats; maybe some with the hope of finding Mr Right. Once they know of your intent to chat dirty, most of them will either start ignoring your messages, or turn down politely. I suppose it shouldn’t take long for them to realize to find guys just for decent online chats is not so easy after all. =P

2) The Angry – Girls who get very annoyed once they know you wanna talk naughty with them. They either asked you to ‘fxxx off’, give you a lashing/lecture, or continue to chat with you but constantly trying to be sarcastic in their replies. Definitely those type that will spoil your day

3) The Dangerous – you read the news. Those that are out to scam/threaten you for money. Be careful guys.. Be careful

4) The Freelancers – Social escorts, prostitues, etc. In short, ladies who are here strictly for business. Supply & Demand. 

5) The Fakes – (bored) men in disguise. With some experience, one would be quick to sense if the ‘girl’ you’re talking to online, is a real deal or not. Often, these ‘girls’ profess themselves to be 18yrs old, are very quick to ‘warm up’ to you online, and very attractive looking based on the photos they send you.

6) The Open-minded – The minority which every guy is looking for. Ok for dirty chats; some even receptive to the idea of giving phone numbers and meeting up.

7) The Innocent – Those young girls whom just started on the exploration of sex. Some of them don’t even started on masturbation yet. Always a pleasure to chat with them, cause they often react quite a lot to all the dirty stuffs you tell them. My few long-standing net friends all fall under this category when I first know them.

9 thoughts on “Types. Online Chats

    • I don’t know of any chat portals exclusive for dirty chats.. There are tons of different chat websites/apps nowadays; you just gotta try your luck.
      I used to go mIRC. But that’s “dino” now, and it’s quite barren nowadays.

  1. I came across a Japanese couple living in Sg sometime back. They were looking for a clean couple to join their swingers club. Swingers exchange partners purely for sex between couples. They meet up regularly once or twice a week.

    His wife looks stunning, and is in her late 20s or so. I missed this golden opportunity, because my gf refused to oblige. Nothing would convince her to have sex with another man just for the lust of it. 😦

      • No, not at all. There was no fight πŸ™‚

        In fact, both of us were on webcam chatting with the Jap couple. He was very pleased with my gf’s looks, while I was dying to taste his gorgeous wife.

        Most of the girls in swingers are quite attractive. They have strict guidelines for body shape and members must be at least pleasant looking.

      • Nice.. So you all chatted some naughty stuffs on the webcam I suppose? Any flashing?
        Ah.. It’s a pity you didn’t get to do it with the pretty Japanese lady in the end..
        So it was some online site which u register your interest in swinging?

    • u reminded me a couple of years back, a female net friend invited me to have threesome with her and her sex buddy.. I declined cuz I was already married by then. Think I blogged about this too.

      • No naughty stuff talking or flashing. It was quite formal. The whole purpose was to get comfortable with each other’s company first. We exchanged info about our backgrounds. They did not want to get involved with shady or undesirable people. They want to find out if we were an authentic couple, not just someone we pick up from the street to disguise as our spouse or gf. His pretty feminine wife besides him was dressed in a decent nightie, nothing provocative.

        They talked about their past experiences, while we were just the greenhorns. Wow, just listening to their story already made me hard down there. I started to have imaginations about his wife getting laid by those previous guys.

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